I'm Aoife and I have glow in the dark stars on my bedroom ceiling.


The only two reactions to this realization.

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I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

Replace the word crave with the word enjoy and I’d say you pretty much for it down

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Some of my favorite anime fansubs

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In the delivery room


mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie


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i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer


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