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nostlenne:

takashi0:

lesbiansagainstsjws:

wifemom:

do—svidaniya:

wifemom:

dont be cis

whoops sorry I actually like being a girl.

its ok to be cis if youre a girl

???????????? What

This is it.

This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.

1 hour ago on July 29th | J | 34,605 notes

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

2 hours ago on July 29th | J | 13,259 notes
4 hours ago on July 29th | J | 300,761 notes

74bit:

Hello, I’m going to host a cosplay giveaway for my lovely followers and cosplayers who need money for cosplay.

WINNER ONE:

  • Any cosplay $200 or less
  • Any wig $50 or less
  • Circle lens from Candylens
  • One Nendoroid from any store of your choice

WINNER TWO:

  • Any cosplay under $150
  • Any wig $40 or less
  • Circle lens from Candylens

WINNER THREE:

  • Any cosplay under $100
  • Any wig $30 or less
  • Circle lens from Candylens

rules:

  • Must be following me.
  • Reblogs only, likes do not count. The more you reblog, the higher your chance is of winning either place.
  • Giveaway blogs do indeed count for this one.
  • I ship internationally, so don’t worry.
  • Winners will be selected via a random generator.
  • Your ask box must be open & when you win you have to give out your address.

The giveaway ends September 20th, good luck.

5 hours ago on July 29th | J | 416 notes

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

5 hours ago on July 29th | J | 36,860 notes

We are free in the land of America, we ain’t goin’ down like this!

6 hours ago on July 29th | J | 1,163 notes

oh and I also got bitten by their damn hamster

20 hours ago on July 28th | J | 0 notes

omg I’m babysitting and one of the kids comes upstairs to tell me that she can hear a weird noise in her room. I went down to her bedroom, stood there for like 15 minutes, heard nothing, kid starts gettin freaked out. this is it this is the end

20 hours ago on July 28th | J | 1 note

Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about you and the character of their choosing and send it in an ask/submit.

23 hours ago on July 28th | J | 25,718 notes

bowlbysaur:

weeping-shades-of-indigo:

darknesstomato:

brian-mays-hair-curlers:

frozenfussay:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

The second to last really killed me.

A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.

The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him

I don’t advocate war but the I have a lot of love for the victims of it. These put things into perspective.

Well now I’m crying. 

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 383,396 notes