The only two reactions to this realization.
I'm Aoife and I have glow in the dark stars on my bedroom ceiling.
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
Replace the word crave with the word enjoy and I’d say you pretty much for it down
Some of my favorite anime fansubs
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer